For the past few weeks, I have been trying repeatedly to gain classes, and for the past few weeks, I have been repeatedly denied. I keep asking them if there's any possible way they could add me into some class somehow, and they keep telling me that orders from up high said NO MORE KIDS. Well, now I know who's at the top of this crapsack bureaucracy. A certain smug asshat greedy oxygen thief fugly crap-stained sack of moon potatoes *something family-friendly* who heads the college system is the smug nut who ordered all this into effect. Since he is effectively the evil overlord of the educational system here, he shall be dubbed Chancellor Palpatine. The limit on student populations... the freezing of permission numbers... the withholding of the federal aid money meant for the students he booted... the threatened fine of $7,000,000 if the school system disobeys him again on these points... it's all him. Apparently, this is all part of some major plan to elicit more funding from the state, and since he's an elected federal official, it'll take other federal officials to take him down.
Since I cannot get the classes that I need until he either changes his mind or we boot him out and replace him with someone who will, things have been getting a bit stressful, especially with my family. No matter how many times I try to explain the situation to them, they don't want to hear it, they just want me to find my classes somehow; (which at this point is like asking water to spontaneously combust). Whenever I try to tell them that noone can add classes, that the situation is out of my control (save for writing to our elected officials), that I'm doing everything in my power to find new classes and stay here, and that if she needs all the answers and details they're demanding, they WILL NOT LISTEN. It seems to be a strong trait of my immediate family to make complaints and not solutions.
Between a rock and a hard place.... FML - no wait, FYL Chancellor Palpatine! If it wasn't for you me and thousands of other students wouldn't be in this situation!
Motherlovin', splinter-shaggin', son-of-a-taint...
