is a snob. Doesn't want to hang around with just anyone, wants to hang out with the folks who get unlimited sex and servants.

So, in exchange for a few peeled grapes and a virgin now and then he'll have his toys build a pyramid. After all yer basic pyramid isn't rocket science. May as well have some fun as long as yer stuck on this godforsaken place.

And there's no sense in building yer basic battlements and buttresses because these yokels are wetting their pants over a simple pyramid. And a statue of a lion I screwed up. They would just crap if I threw in a flying buttress. What hicks!

I'll bet I could wander around a while speaking gibberish and start a religion. Pull the ol' 'born of a virgin' and cross trick, and wait 20 generations and see what happens. Those pregnant virgins are so damned happy I come along with an explanation they'll never tell. And then I'll come back after 200 generations and tell 'em they haven't cleaned up their act and are condemned to keep living on this hell of a rocky outcrop. It's all their own fault. If they haven't done their own selves in first. They could - there are a lot of nuts in that bowl.

That's just too dirty a trick. I felt terrible the last time I did that. I can't do it. My brother could, but he's not here, I don't think. Oh, god, I hope I get to go home, soon.