Child abuse, she said.

I said that kid thinks she's 29, no child.

Nevertheless, that ignorant, barren, unwed, book-learned college graduate said I could go to jail.

For what, I said. Exactly for what? For protecting that 29 y/o from herself? What do you know about kids? Or adults? What did they teach you in that fancy college, I said.

She says she learned to vote Democratic, to protect children from their parents, how to let children express themselves, how to love unconditionally and how to cut the genitals off jerks like me. With love, which is, she said, the hard part.

So, I wouldn't try that, TB, unless you'd like to lose a significant part of you by the light of a compact fluorescent light bulb.