I would have thought you would prefer a more subtle approach...
Like picking a really obnoxious and snarky actor (Roseanne Barr, Ed Asner or Whoopee Goldberg would be perfect) mouthing some totally outrageous and unfair insults and easily demonstrable lies about Conservatives, and publishing it under some phony cover group with a progressive-sounding name.
C'mon SDAI, you're losing your touch. Let's show some subtlety here.