Embarrassing Dad of the Year
Here.
But I bet when that kid is older and has kids of his own, he'll look back on this a bit more fondly.
But who knows?
"I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!"
- A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash.
Hey, did you know Shel Silverstein wrote that song?