Report to home base:
Stay away from the third planet in this solar system: I went shopping and they arrested me.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/in-pictures-tiny-monkey-in-posh-coat-pays-a-visit-to-toronto-ikea/article6142688/?from=6151399
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1300089--ikea-monkey-is-named-darwin-and-he-s-not-very-happy-right-now
I was told that if I dress like them they would accept me as their equal. :-o