NO, NO, NO!
Good Lord, what are you doing to yourself? To other men?
How far did you look for solutions, or did you just cave to the first which came along?
Your wife's purse!!! You aren't Elton John, you're ER. A safari vest is a solution with functionality, class and above all, balls!
Men aren't women. A blouse isn't a shirt. A bra isn't a T-shirt. And a purse by whatever name isn't anything but a purse, as feminine as a barrette.
Think about it.
Or, add earrings, a bracelet or six, toe ring. Accessorize, make a statement. No sense in selling out half-way.