October is a bad month to get married.
So are the other eleven.
Marriage is a contract designed to keep you in a relationship after it is no longer in your best interests. Or in the case of some, to keep their spouse around when they'd be better off dumping us. Dreadful concept.
I can't understand why Fundamental Christians are protecting gays from the misery the rest of us have endured. Truly must love them.
(I suspect I'm in a minority on these thoughts. But one of the lines in the Bickersons is:
"John, you don't know the meaning of the word 'marriage'!"
"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."