I haven't a clue what you're talking about.
Are you trying to tell me I don't know what I'm saying?
Or are you telling me I don't know what I'm thinking?
Or maybe you mean to imply I don't know what I believe?
Or is this some new kind of Conservative Zen koan you're laying on me?
Or have you, as I suspect, decided what I really mean and nothing I can do or say can change it? Which is, after all, exactly the point I was trying to make.
Humor me. Explain what you're getting at, because I must confess I am totally baffled.
