Channeling RobVG for a post.
Dan, as much as I enjoy your posts along these lines, and I do a lot, I love lists, I think this one may cross two lines.
First, the original should at least be in quotes and it's a bit long for that, and second it seems to be spam. Following the links leads to an item with paid commercial substitutes. Following those links to the next item just leads to a commercial.
It's my belief this one, and only this one, may be inappropriate. I do look forward to more of your lists, though. I usually enjoy them.