"It's good to keep a hard man down" . . .
This gem credited to the late, great Pat Paulsen, 1988, on the New Smothers Brothers Show. This quote was in regards to candidate Gary Hart, and -- rumors -- of his extramarital affair with then 29-year-old model, Donna Rice. He dropped out of the presidential race in '87, then tried for a late re-entry in '88, with career-fracturing results.
...Paulsen for Prez, man!