I'm renewing car and house insurance. As I've been ill, I haven't paid any attention to those things and they've lapsed. The car people want pictures of RV. No problem, I have them in the phone. Motorola. I can't download the damned things. They won't go. My Samsung Galaxy 2 is broken, so I trot off and buy a Samsung Galaxy 4.

I cannot make the damned thing work. It's a Samsung, but to make it work I have to have a Google account. I do, but it won't recognize either my name or my password. I type until my fingers damned near bleed, I ask for hints, I do everything I can. Won't work, can't get to the camera, can't email the pictures which don't exist. And still no car insurance.

All because the Samsung product I purchased won't operate without Google, which is turning out to be as chickenshit as Microsoft.

I'm thinking they are very lucky I am so old, sick and feeble.

Bastards.