It's "What the holy fuck is the matter with these people?!??"

A sentiment that hasn't been far from my thoughts for about the last several decades.

But yet, isn't it weirdly flattering all the things that conservatives have decided are "librul"? Hell, we own science, and thinking torture is bad is our province. And while anti-vaxxing was originally just a Marin County liberal fad, now conservatives are compelled to refuse vaccinations for their kids because Freedom!™.

And now washing your hands after using the bathroom is a liberal thing too.

Thank you, wingnuts. But please don't offer to shake my hand.