My 9 X 63 binoculars.
Raoul, I thought you'd died and gone to heaven. That's why I purchased the binoculars, looking for your soul, with or without wings.
I've all but worn out the optics, with the continual erosion of ancient photons taking their toll, and was about forced to think the unthinkable - either you were in the southern hemisphere or you weren't out in the heavens and had some deep, dark secrets which landed you in some deep, dark place. (After all, you ARE an attorney.)
And here you are! You haven't left after all!!
God bless you, stranger. Nice to read you. I've missed you.
Arf