Double Cruz
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/05/29/cruz-supports-federal-relief-for-texas-floods-voted-against-hurricane-sandy-funding/
And from the peanut gallery...
John Paul
1:14 AM EDT
Texans should get the relief but be required to pass drug tests and criminal background checks first. Also complete a plan on how to take personal responsibility. And no crab legs with that relief money.