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Excellent Analogy!! Lets form an organization called the MRA...

Mosquito Rights Association...
We could even cite the 2nd amendment- Mosquitos are guaranteed the "Right to Bare Arms" to feed upon... (Like the NRA we would ignore the regulated militia part of the 2nd amendment)

We could lobby to stop mosquito reduction programs... maybe use that footage of Obama swatting a mosquito to demonstrate that he is against mosquitos, THAT would get the entire GOP mobilized behind mosquito rights.

Have cute nonsense slogans like "The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a mosquito is a GOOD guy with a mosquito"

We could point to the malaria deaths in africa and smugly say "See, what they need is more mosquitos!"
GOP candidates would scramble to be seen as most 'Mosquito Friendly'

This is only %50 jest.... but IS %100 as insane as the reality of the gun culture....

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