Have we investigated the possibility of an Immaculate Conception? Isn't that possible? More likely than a Conservative being a hypocrite, that's for sure! We should not rush (pun intended) to judgment, should we? After all, she's a professing Christian. Do we know exactly how blessed and holy she is? No, we don't!

Speaking of Rush, to continue with the possibilities: What's going to happen if Rush Limbaugh says the Sun rises in the West?

(Hint: Every compass and GPS in the world owned by a Conservative will have to be recalibrated.)

After all, it's in the Grand Tradition of the Conservative plan of the way to eliminate gun violence is to arm every man, woman and child in the US. (Now, Dear Reader, don't laugh, people believe that. This is serious business.)

Or that AGW is the result of greedy, conniving, lying and scheming Liberal scientists looking to hamstring the struggling, altruistic Big Oil companies for their own selfish benefit. (C'mon, you're laughing again. People DO believe that.)

I suppose one should not be shocked by the Party of Sarah Palin, after all. Powerful intellects out there, aren't there? Able to see right through logic and reason to the true core of the issues, sweeping aside inconvenient facts on the way to a predetermined stand.

Scary, huh?