If they're so stupid and so evil and so inferior to us... (originally from Mysteries of the Multiverse)
...how come they always sneak past us, and fool us, and cheat us, and take advantage of us?
It must be because we're so trusting, and fair, and honest, decent to a fault, and they're so cunning and treacherous.
Well, no more Mr Nice Guy. We're not going to let them get away with it any more. We're going to fight fire with fire, we're not going to turn the other cheek. No one can push us around, we don't take no crap from anybody.
We're tough guys. We don't take no shit from inanimate objects.