I think I prefer the GOP establishment choices,
...compared to the walking, talking, monsters from hell your "grass roots" is conjuring up from the Stygian cesspits of Lower Middle America.
I can at least understand the motivations of plutocrats and oligarchs. But I'm totally baffled and terrified, even revolted, by your revolution. I'd rather vote for a Nixon than any of these carbon units.
Besides, I think Nikki's kinda cute.