"Forget about it,Jake. It's Florida."
I enjoyed the first video of Governor Douchebag getting a much-deserved earful. While I can't say I enjoyed Il Douche's ugly and small-minded response, there's still that pleasurable feeling of vindicative schadenfreude to see him doubledown on the douchery and prove Ms. Jenning's point so richly. What a douchebag!
Last year a bunch of my relatives up and moved to the Florida Panhandle. Once I tracked 'em down again, they at first insisted they lived in "Lower Alabama".
How bad does your state have to be when you'd prefer people to think you live in Alabama?
So consider the source. Governor Douchebag is the leader of a whole state full of douchebags.