It must be uncomforable
to be a sock puppet. Kind of a turn-your-head-and-cough proposition.
I dunno, I sense a fair bit of desperate wishful thinking in your assurance that Trump's handlers will rein him in. Before he can say "you're fired"?
Sure, it'll probably be Trump versus Clinton (though it's not over for Bernie till California). To say that's not an inspiring choice is the Valles Marineris of understatement. I may just write in Bernie.
Just "Bernie". The election officials will know who I mean.