All they had to say was,

"We apologize for Mrs. Trump's speech, and to Mrs Obama for misappropriating her 2008 remarks. The speechwriter(s) responsible for the plagiarism have been fired."

Whether true or not, it would have been believed, and by tomorrow, forgotten.

But nooooooooooooooooooo. Instead, we have been told that there "was no plagiarism", that it is some kind of Liberal plot to discredit Melania and distract from her noble message, etc, etc, etc. It is reminiscent of Barack's time travel, going back in time 50 years to put in fake birth notices in Honolulu newspapers to conceal his Kenyan birth and prepare his illegal run for the Presidency.

Stay nude for the tunes, folks, it can only get better.