Wagons have circled, ranks have closed, the decision has been made. Comey wasn't enough to inspire repubs to take Trump down, not even close. In fact, quite the opposite. Did you see Little Marco, beaming like a Cheshire Cat that forgot to disappear? He's so far up Trump's ass the only way he'll ever get out is by using a turd as a surfboard. Even McCain seemed to be onside with President Deferment, who once essentially defined McCain's time in uniform as a gigantic fail.

Trump is their guy, and not the lies told, the threats tweeted or the pussies grabbed will change that. With the GOP now his life vest, there's not enough hooker piss in all of Russia to sink Donny.