Yeah, I know. I'm not one of those people constantly down on millenials, and even most of their fashions haven't been completely bonkers (even the 19th century facial hair craze a few years ago).

But nope, not the man-bun. Can't even call itself a "top-knot", not with the mandatory rat's nest bespeaking not a bespoke style but a palsied clumsiness. Nope. The blind pig missed the acorn.

Reminds me, I think I've come up with the Killer App for 3D printing: Toupee-of-the-Day for the Millenial Man. Instead of radically changing your hairstyle every few months, change it daily!

Wadda ya think?

But wait, there's more: Merkins for Millenials! For when the fashion for bald...no, never mind.