Of all the governments in all the world, he has to walk into mine
I keep asking myself, why did it have to be Donald T. Rump? There are plenty of businesspeople out there who could have done a credible job.
Why couldn't it have been, for example, Musk...or Branson? The fact that they're constitutionally ineligible is a minor quibble, really. After all, that guy from Kenya worked out pretty well.