This sounds like something everyone in my neighborhood would like. You left out the Chinese, the Scientologists,and the Australians.

He went to the Chinese and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Chinese ask about the Commandments and the lord said "Thou shall have no other gods before me"

"Sorry pal, but we have half a million gods already, and we're not gonna ditch them for you."

He then went to the Scientologists and said,
"I have Commandments. They're usefull."

The Scientoligists ask "Well, what are they?" so the Lord began with "Thou shall not worship false idols"

"Why not? There's good money in it. We're not interested."

After that, he went to the Australians and said,
"COMMANDMENTS. LISTEN."

The Australians comply, and the Lord told them "Thous shall not take the name of the Lord in vain"

"Jesus Christ, are you f***ing kidding us!?"

Hey, someone had to throw 'em out there.