I went by this house where two old guys were arguing on the porch. I was going too fast, and I was too far away to hear anything except one sentence, "He's a good man. I don't know why everyone is always putting him down, running him into the ground."

I assumed he was talking about Donald Trump, although I quickly realized his comments could just have easily been about Barack Obama; except for the masculine noun, it could even have been about Hilary. The body language and tone of voice suggested they were having a political discussion, but I may very well have been wrong about that.

You're right. There is no way this ends well.