Reminds of the story of the old Scot...
...who passes out in the park after a bender in Edinburgh one night.
A couple of bonny lassies on the way home that evening find him, and wondering if its true that real Highlanders never wear anything under their kilts, decide to pick it up, take a peek underneath, and find out for themselves.
When Angus wakes up in the morning, he discovers that a pretty red ribbon has been tied gently, but securely, to a delicate part of his manhood with an elaborate and decorative knot.
"Aw, laddie, now where were you off to last night without telling me?"