Or a ticket to jail?
Trump and a mob of his co-liars are spreading the false charge that Nancy violated some law, somewhere in Trump's mind, about not tearing up "official documents". Bullshit, of course, says everyone who's thrown away draft tax returns, old parking tickets, sample ballots, and a million other "official documents" when we're done with them.
So it's probably safe to be a House janitor, if not usually lucrative.