Now, you're just exhausting.

You'll find "Crimes and Misdemeanors" listed among Woody Allen's comedies, but not a whole lot in Congress.

Realize that the U. S. Congress has never actually adopted a fixed definition for "high crimes and misdemeanors" other than what is stated in Section 4 of Article 2 of the United States Constitution: "The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."

The above in mind, it might be assumed that "high crimes" would include anything that might be considered detrimental to the nation's overall security. On the other-hand, would "misdemeanors" be a stack of unpaid parking tickets ... jaywalking ... littering?

A rather broad spectrum left to the limited imagination of any governing body. About time they found a writer.

As for your quotes, work on 'em.