And I thought it was the "woo-woo"
sung by the colored girls doing backup vocals for Mick on "Sympathy for the Devil".
The kind of sophistication you're describing here is not a bunch of Tea Party rednecks trying to muddy the waters. This sounds like big-money, hi-tech Madison Avenue stuff, backed up by some heavy duty PHd psych, Socio, Anthro and PoliSci types. This is corporate psychowarfare.
Now THERE's a conspiracy theory I can get behind.