Isn't it funny that the men that have the strongest opinions about the female reproductive organs have less than zero knowledge on the topic?
Well, 'funny' probably isn't the word I am looking for...
When I was a physics undergrad I worked part time in the lab for one of the professors- one of the post-docs in the lab was in training to be an astronaut... I can only imagine what would happen to someone voicing those sort of speculations in her presence...
In addition to everything else, she had a black belt in at least one martial arts style.