Turn it into a mini-series
With big name actors. Maybe add an orange monster. A villain dressed as a dandy. Perhaps a bloated, purple pocked podcaster. A rag-tag group of Mad Max wannabes. Or more than one. A mob. Mobs are fun.
This writes itself.
Years ago, we had fun pretending to write a movie script to describe the first years of the Trump era. I gave up because of the absurdity of the plot. And here we are.