Congratulations to Madison Marsh, 22, the new Miss America.
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, she has founded a cancer foundation to honor her dead mother, earned a degree in Astrophysics from the US Air Force Academy, is working on a Master's in Public Policy from Harvard and flying jets as a Second Lieutenant in the US Air Force. She also has a black belt in Taekwando.
The tragedy for feminists isn't that this accomplished young lady has managed so many triumphs in so short a time, but that she still felt the need to compete in beauty pageants.
There She Is, Miss America