I've a liter of margaritas for the debate
And ibuprofen for tomorrow.
I just want Joe to mock Don. Repeatedly.
"My son didn't get a billion dollars from the Saudis, Don."
"Where's your wife?"
"Adultery is when you have sex with a porn star when your wife is pregnant, right Don?"
"You have dozens of felonies last time I checked..."
"Just how many bankruptcies again, I lost count."
"How many immigrants work your golf courses? Any idea?"
"And what the hell is with your hair and that makeup? Damn son, you're a joke."
"Been to a church lately?"
etc.
Get him pissed off. Make him explode. Stay calm and watch.
But that's just me. Gotta go salt a glass...