You trying to get me put in jail? I wonder if they DO vegetarian?

Heh, the neighbor on the left is a single guy. No way! The neighbor on the right I never see. A neighbor down the street used to occasionally bring me food and he was the worst cook on the planet. I'm a gourmet cook. The fried chicken he brought one time was a thigh, greasy and oh so disgusting. I thanked him politely, tasted it and threw it in the trash. I need to be a multimillionaire so I can hire my own chef to fix me nutritionally good, low-sodium, tasty vegetarian dishes without the damn squash they put in everything. You'd think squash was the only vegetable in the world for vegetarian dishes. Or eggplant. I hate both. There's a vegetarian restaurant on the Plaza that fixes wonderfully creative dishes and they are delicious! Wish I could afford to eat there daily. Now, I can't get there at all. Dammit.