Hope all you want. I need this one. Face it, I'm getting older, a bit demented, memory's going, the usual.

Can't remember to tie my shoes, pull up my zipper, can't find my teeth or put in my hearing aids, haven't the slightest idea what Viagra is for or what condoms are doing in my nightstand. The receipt says they were 12 for 99 cents, I'd like to get my money back.

I have to check my dog's collar to remember my name (Bowser) and address (we live at the same place). Same phone number, too, but when I call home no one answers.

In short, out of all the arguments out there, I need to argue this one. Even I could win this.

Arf