I know how to be a lady and
when I'm out in public, I do not curse or use profanity. My friend, Annie, brought her daughter-in-law to be up to KC to visit me for a few days and we had a wonderful time. However, the young lady embarrassed me constantly because everywhere we went, including a very high-call restaurant on the Plaza, she was, "Fuck this, fuck that!" where everyone could hear including people at other tables, waiters, etc., etc.
I tried to gently get her to stop but she wouldn't.
Then she went up to a very good-looking bartender with me and Mom-in-law-to-be in tow, pointed to me and said, "We're trying to get Aunt Patty laid."
I ordered a double martini and gave someone else my car keys.
