Re: Let's all welcome three new elements!
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
I wonder if I could establish a boycott of these elements mined in Africa. I can guarantee 100% effectiveness saving the lives of uncounted Africans who will no longer be exploited. Neither adults nor children will be forced into hellacious pits in the ground in order to earn pennies bringing up these precious metals from those inhospitable and dangerous holes.
Since we are the only organization active in this area, we can promise the funds will not be wasted.
We guarantee the Africans will be uncounted, and no one will be forced.
What's to not like?
Arf