You're damn straight I've got you beat
Six ways from Sunday pal.
You really don't know much about me pal.
Would you envy me sitting in a really nice office as a middle-management guy? :)
LOL, I didn't follow the rules well and wound up self employed. Did better, made more money.
You hide your little disparaging remarks so you can go back and read them later and giggle to yourself like the coward you are.
I probably know more about you than you think pal and believe me your petty existence will be forgotten before you are cold in the ground.
The only thing notable about you is that you are a pathological liar. How did you put it? "I'll lie when it serves my purpose" excuse the para-phrase. {)