Re: First they came for the lightbulbs...
Oddly, I completely expected an answer like that. Naturally, since I oppose giving demented academics absolute power over what I am allowed to buy and eat, I must not care about children. I continue to gather information on the widening appeal of totalitarianism in this country.
Amazing that people my age somehow managed to survive to adulthood when sugar was king in kid's cereals, and cigarettes were advertised by Fred Flintstone.