A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing
up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few
seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer
the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800
dollars to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
hands her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800
dollars he owes me?"