Today's "Yahoo! News": Orangutans have culture; use tools.
Yep!
But as soon as they start to learn our [Homo Sapiens]ways they will start to lose their culture: They'll start
to listen to Rap Music & Heavy Metal;
recline on couches while swigging beer, eating pretzels or barbequed spare-ribs
while watching another episode of "Bay Watch"; and act like drunken idiots at the Super Bowl.
And then they'll loose their ability to "use tools", which means they'll have to watch every video-taped episode of Bob Vila's in order to refresh their tool skills.
BWAAH HAH HAH HAH...SNORT!!!
Jake