I know that Cloneaid [not Coolaid]
has topped the "weird news" of late.
But get a load of these two 'news' stories!
I can't vouch for either; do you have a URL...or two?

[1] A 77-year-old 'hooker' in Germany was mugged recently after leaving the brothel where she worked...My question is:
Why hasn't she retired from the 'business' years ago?...
decades ago?..She should have retired about the time Hitler shot himself?

Speaking of shootings...

[2] A Bedouin shepherd, tending a flock in Egypt, was shot and killed by one of his sheep "when [sic] it kicked a gun laying near the sleeping shepherd, killing him"...The gun wasn't registered.
Please help me locate the URL to this 'new' story. Pleeeeaase!!!

Jake