Mr Brosz,

We beg you to stop, your bakery based terrorism has brought us to a standstill! You intended to get a rise out of us by getting our workers to loaf off... well it worked... your rye humor has destroyed us... now the Bush administration is the yeast of our worries... Your unortodox strategies go against the grain...

You are a royal PAIN in the butt (that pun is for u raoul)

One of our workers....(we will call him john dough) clicked himself to death on that site... Such tragedy is not kneaded!

We are not bread to be as violent as you... we can't defend ourselves! We could hire thugs to attack you, but it is hard to find as many punks-per-nickel these days as in years past... relations between us are sourthough with diplomacy we may come to an understanding...
If not we will Bag-u -yet!!!!

(sorry to resort to this Tom, I know Awful puns were banned by the Geneva conventions, but this is war....:)

As the kinky baker said; "I am on a roll"

In todays news: "Man falls into dough mixer, new baker kneaded..."

With all the dead and dying you have many cross aunts to deal with....

How can you live with yourself?!!!!

:)