Duct tape.
Mike Farrell of M.A.S.H. fame was on TV last night with a piece of duct tape on his chest under a peace symbol.
He explained the symbolism. The Bush Administration can spend $100 billion attacking a non-threat like Iraq, while suggesting duct tape to Americans.
Can you believe it?
"Serious threats, folks!!!! Level 4, or Orange. NOPE. ORANGE PLUS!! STOCK UP ON DUCT TAPE!!!"
That's the current American government.
Heh, heh, ho, ho, hos, all of 'em. Hos.
Arf