WMD found in Bagdad
News reports have filtered through early this morning that US
Special Forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School near
Baghdad and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.
Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and
overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of
maths instruction.....