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They Said What?!?
Strange quotes from the stars

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Being a celebrity has its perks -- money, fame, free shoes -- but thankfully, there's a great equalizer: Freedom of speech. Sometimes celebs are funny, sometimes they're mean -- and sometimes they're downright embarrassing. Here's this week's proof...

Vanity Fair, May 2003
"I bought it slightly drunk to be honest. It's extremely high-tech; if you want to take a bath, you have to use the computer."
-- Hugh Grant, on his unused "Dr. Evil-style" London apartment

Rolling Stone, April 17, 2003
"The whole black dark thing I liked: the cape, the voice, the breathing, the whole thing. ... I Just wished he was real."
-- Lisa Marie Presley, who apparently suffers from sci-fi Jungle Fever, on her dream guy, Darth Vader

In Touch, Mar. 31, 2003
"I invented the tracksuit."
-- Sean "P. Diddy" Combs. Yeah, and Al Gore invented the Internet

New York Post, April 4, 2003
"I forgot my underwear. I didn't come from home"
-- Val Kilmer, explaining why he was going commando to a shocked costume crew on the set of 'Mindhunters'

Peoplenews.com, April 3, 2003
"My children sometimes listen to my music. I switch it off because I can't listen to it anymore."
-- Madonna. Even she's sick of herself

E! Online, April 1, 2003
"The only reason I did the film was because there'd be a Bullseye doll, so I could play with myself and not put my hand down my pants."
-- Colin Farrell, known for keeping his eye on the target

New York Post, April 7, 2003
"If you were Ben and you were sleeping with Jen, or if you were Jen sleeping with Ben, you would have better things to do than to read newspapers or watch TV reports about your movies."
-- Kevin Smith, on Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's apparently time-consuming sex life
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From the lighter side,
Dan