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Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

GW has apparently been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize already. Here is his response:

"I have been truly honored to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. This is a great privilege for me because many times in the past other great Americans who deserved this award were overlooked. Great men like Dwight Eisenhower, George Patton, Douglas Macarthur, Norman Schwarzkopf, Ronald Reagan, and my dad. Every one of them understood an important principle, a principle that has served America well over the course of her history. You see, if you kill every person who wants to fight with you, then by default you'll have peace. Or as another great peacemaker, George Patton once said "We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel." Because of George Patton's commitment to "murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel" he helped bring peace to Europe. I intend to live up to George Patton's example. I promise America and the Nobel Prize Committee that I will bring the same sort of peace to the "Axis of Evil" that George Patton brought to Nazi Germany. Good night and God bless."


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