In the recent aftermath of the Iraq foray here's my preliminary results...

Losers...
Baath party members (those not in Syria)
Jacques Chirac
Jean Chrétien
Brent Scowcroft
New York Times (Raines, Dowd...)
BBC
NPR
National Organization for Women
Congressional Black Caucus
United Nations
National Council of Churches
Pope Paul
Academics
Vintage 60s radicals & aging parents
Old Europe
Canada (a.k.a. Republic of Canuckistan)
Hollywood (e.g. Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand)
Dixie Chicks
Mainstream Networks & their new$ reader$ (e.g. Rather, Jennings, Brokaw)
CNN
Peter Arnett
Al Jareeza
Berkeley CA
Cambridge MA

Winners...
Iraqi citizens
GWB II
Rumsfeld
Tommy Franks
US Military
America's Hi-tech defense industry
US College students
Middle America
The Heartland & the South
New Europe
Australia
Japan
FOX News
Bloggers (e.g. Andrew Sullivan, Glen Reynolds, Den Beste)
The Internet as a news source

-p (feel free to add your own)